About Us

Founded in 2025, we bravely report on the absurd, treating nonsense with the seriousness it deserves. Our mission is to deliver humor as the only reliable fact.

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man reading newspaper beside street
Meet Our Team
Our Unique Perspective

With questionable experts like Carl and Brenda, we bring you surreal headlines and absurd perspectives that make life feel lighter, stranger, and infinitely funnier.

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man in black suit jacket

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yellow and black tissue roll
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A man sitting on a bench reading a newspaper

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