Terms and Conditions of The Audacity

Welcome to The Audacity! By accessing this site, you agree to abide by the following rules, regulations, and occasional nonsense. If you disagree, please close your laptop, stare into the void, and reconsider your life choices.

Cookies

Yes, we use cookies. No, not the chocolate chip kind (sadly). Our cookies are invisible text files that track things you don’t care about, like how long you hovered over a picture of a raccoon. By continuing to use this site, you consent to our cookies—both digital and the ones we sometimes eat during staff meetings.

License

Everything here belongs to us, unless it doesn’t. You may:

Laugh, snort, or cry at our content.
Share links with friends who “don’t get satire.”
Print articles and frame them ironically.

You may NOT:

Claim our jokes are yours (unless at Thanksgiving dinner, in which case, good luck).
Use our content to impress a date. It will backfire.

Comments

We let you comment, but please remember: every word you type will be judged by a 19-year-old unpaid intern who reads them aloud in a dramatic voice. By posting, you agree your comments can and will be used in future comedy sketches without warning.

Hyperlinking

Yes, you can link to us. We’re flattered. But don’t pretend we endorse your weird pyramid scheme, essential oil hustle, or crypto farm in your basement. We don’t.

Liability

We are not responsible if:

You laugh so hard you choke on your cereal.
You quote one of our fake headlines at work and get fired.
Your grandma doesn’t get the joke and writes us an angry letter.

Disclaimer

The Audacity provides satire, nonsense, and questionable advice. None of this should be taken seriously, especially the serious-sounding parts. By using this website, you accept that reality itself is unstable, and that any resemblance to actual news, events, or logic is purely coincidental (and hilarious).